GIVE POKEY A SLUG OF WHISKEY

I AM DESIROUS TO GIVE POKEY A SLUG OF WHISKEY OR SOME ARCTIC-CIRCLE CANDY TODAY!!!

THANK YOU FOR MAKING A GIFT TO POKEY!!! POKEY THANKS YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF HIS HEART AND BOWELS

I WANT TO GET GRANDPA OUT OF THE CREVASSE!!!!

IT IS A TRUE GIFT!! STUPENDOUS!!!

ARE MY DONATIONS TAX-DEDUCTIBLE???

NO!!!

MAY I CANCEL MY MONTHLY DONATION AT ANY TIME?????

YES!!!! YOU MAY

CAN I DONATE NOW???

YES!!